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Insurance Demotivational Poster


Al Capone Day -




PISS OFF GECKO - I've already told you a million times. I'm happy with my Allstate insurance!




SHOPPING FOR CAR INSURANCE IS LIKE SHOPPING FOR DIAPERS - They make lots of promises… You pay more for it than you should… And eventually you discover, they are all full of shit.




SECURITY -




AWKWARDNESS - Welcome to progressive, can I help you? Sure you can..my boyfriend and I would like you to join us in a 3-way.


TAGS: joking with flo progressive insurance
Rating: 4.83/5

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cam77079 - August 18, 2010, 8:58 am
Just "Flo" with the situation; then it wouldn't be awkward.
spacedog - August 17, 2010, 6:56 pm
I like it Feasibly. 5 red lions.
440wakeup - August 17, 2010, 6:51 pm
ring the "BUMP", Bring the "BUMP" I need the bump!!


IN A TIGHT SPOT -




SAFETY MEETINGS -




ALIENS... - No drivers license... No insurance...


TAGS: aliens dl insurance
Rating: 5/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 24, 2012, 9:44 pm
Very cute... you might think about posting this to "Out There" as well.


Dog Drivers -




GEICO -




Health Insurance -


TAGS: life health insurance money greed
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:33 pm
Though that may be true, I'm sure you could appreciate supply and demand, and as well the fact that not everyone needs an MRI for every little physical problem they have. Plus, not sure if you know, people have to stand in line here in the US, too.
Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:31 pm
You're right, socialized medicine can't hold a syringe to the s'hitty pseudo-capitalist, for-profit, fascist pharmacracy in the US. Of course, I wouldn't give the Canadian medical establishment anymore credit than it deserves.
curlyrocks - October 10, 2013, 6:27 pm
Cannabal would never trash the Canadian health system, but I will. There are more MRI machines in NY to cater to Canadians than in all of Canada. I would never say get rid of the current system, but allowing a 2 tier system would be best for Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 10, 2013, 6:06 pm
You act as though that's a bad thing, Please remember that very one working in the UK pays what is known as National Insurance to pay for the healthcare system plus it keeps it out of private hands which tend to bugger it up.
Cannabal - October 9, 2013, 7:08 pm
"O Canada/ we have socialized medicine!"
Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 6:50 am

Ditto fron Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 8, 2013, 3:37 pm
I thank GOD that the health system in the UK is not run by the insurance industry. I would not want my life hanging on the word of non medically trained Call Centre Operator who works for a HMO.


WHOA THERE -


TAGS: whoa there ld flood insurance motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.96/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:46 am
He did and I am...I mean, just look - that thing is HUGE!
Ed-Hyde - November 24, 2009, 7:03 am
Culos made a funny. :) and LD looks traumatized.
culos - November 24, 2009, 6:50 am
Don't worry it's probably a Dike anyhow (Sorry ladies of the MALT - it had to be done)


strategic parenting -




So nobody will miss you if you die? -


TAGS: insurance agents
Rating: 5/5

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MrStupidGir - March 11, 2014, 5:41 pm
I surely wont miss that annoying aggressive ad campaign if that company died


you can never be too careful -


TAGS: health insurance
Rating: 5/5

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twhanna - April 6, 2014, 5:15 pm
Yep...unless you start giggling during the exam.
Oldsod - April 4, 2014, 6:11 am
Isn't that written into the tax code?


good luck -




Drivin' -




POLICY WAIVER OBJECTION - Some applicants need help with the fine print.




SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET -




once upon a time -


TAGS: tea kettles an industry controlled by insurance investors
Rating: 4.43/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 20, 2013, 4:59 pm
Thank you! Someone who's on my side about this. When 9 out of 10 tea kettles don't whistle - 30 years ago that'd be considered inferior or detective. This world puzzles me.
chickenlittle - October 20, 2013, 12:57 am
Yeah, what's up with that? That's not progress! No whistle means an unintentional steam bath. 5L :)


TRUST - It's wasted on the.... HERMIT CRAB




INSURANCE -




ROMANCE -


TAGS: insurance
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - August 29, 2009, 4:43 pm
Ah, L'amour


DIFFUSING LENS - Progressive has it.


TAGS: progressive insurance flo
Rating: 2.23/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 4:16 pm
I'd still tap it...twice even...mmmmaybee. After a Guiness or 3
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:59 am
Another fantasy of mine destroyed by the harsh light of reality.


INSURANCE - Funnier than you thought. LOL!!!


TAGS: insurance
Rating: 2/5


End of the Rainbow -


TAGS: rainbow gold health insurance money
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 2, 2017, 6:53 pm
We're going to have color-coded plans... mainly to make it easier for the government to sell it to us, and for the buraucrats to make it look like they know what they are talking about.
rerun - April 27, 2017, 9:04 pm

Very nice.
concern3 - April 27, 2017, 7:48 am
Don’t miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for health insurance. UP yours
Silverheart - April 27, 2017, 7:31 am

Is it at the bottom of a box of Lucky Charms?


Caution -


TAGS: wife insurance spouse
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 11, 2016, 11:41 pm
Nice to see you UP and about again.
mizzdizz - April 10, 2016, 1:23 pm
Oh yeah, she's thinking happy evil thoughts! chuckle, chuckle! ^!!!!!
OldIrish - April 9, 2016, 9:42 pm
I better take an accounting of all the kitchen knives.
lgvernon - April 9, 2016, 9:39 pm

Don't go to sleep.
JesusWept - April 9, 2016, 9:33 pm
Better leave town hehe. ^^^^^Up


Revoked -


TAGS: revoke insurance stupid idiot
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 5, 2015, 4:42 pm
Getting queasy just looking at that!


References -


TAGS: insurance commercials lisa loring
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - September 4, 2015, 4:21 pm
?


Does your vehicle insurance cover force grip? -




Does your life insurance cover force choke? -




Both Terrorism & Insurance -


TAGS: terrorism insurance business global responsibility
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greeny - October 31, 2015, 11:34 am
most excellent
EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2015, 11:09 am
Man-o-man! You got that right!!


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